William the Green
With plenty of experience in hand, I sell coed blonde wares, poetry, bush poetry, technical writing, moving tattoos, crystal tattoos, crystal healing, magic use and herbal medicine, my business is "Crystal Changes Company" If there is anything else you need I'm happy to negotiate. My Zen philosophy is sound.
Available for
Technical Writing
Bush Poetry
Creative Writing
Sermons
Philosophy
Theology
Journalism
Wizardry
Magic Items
Jewlery
Gemstones
Tattoos
Financial Control
Erotica
Music
Karma Sutra
Zen Shiatsu Massage
Magic Tricks
PRICES
Scribing:
Poetry $50 a poem
Bush Poetry $500 an album
Technical Writing $350 a piece
Prices Negotiable Magic Tricks:
Dancing Towel
Moving Tattoo
Gemstone Tattoo
Reiki Humor Gift
Boquet of Flowers (Free)
Jack of all trades, master of one Superb scribe. I have a magician's show at 3pm Friday's televised. My tattoos are awesome, endowed by the power of fine art, being famous for works under the pseudonym of "Gunji the witchdoctor love" I can create moving tattoos and, gemstone tattoos that move of great value. I animate towels with irresistible dance and can pop a bunch of flowers into your hands, I even share the gift of magic laughter in a reiki healing. Go no further than "The Superb William the Green" Zen Philosopher, scribe and fat cat.
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William Arha Tonto Lloyd
Pauper Magician Enchanter
"Grump the Green Wizard of CCCo."
"Bush poet of the clover hedge"
"Queng of Gemstones"
'Tonto'
I am a Green Magician, proven by the CSIRO, primarily a Scribe with the position of financial controller. I will record a full album of bush poems for you at a minor price. I am a magician selling crystal tattoos, moving tattoos, a crystal healing, magic items and also offer herbal medicine advice. Or, i can write poetry for you and compile it in a book, the manuscript will eventually be sent to my publisher and you will be informed your issue is published. My publisher is Rose Dog Books in America. My well loved novella is "Matching The Picture"
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He was sought after, like a long drowning bath, his knowledge of crystals kept him quiet and sharp, but when the winds of change became harsh, a lesson in life was erotic and fast, he danced like a jumbo and spoke in mumbles as the days wore thin when he spoke so thin, its not a curse to deny the purse but all things live when Jesus gives. Not a salamander of the darkness, just a lonely wizard impartial, that's the way Rakeland is and poetry struck from William's give, so if you want a good time or a music fine, or even a poem, do not look past William the Green, scribe of the ever seen.
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Its a nightmare that business takes over but with a decent financial controller, everything sits in adjustment, to have faces of Coed Blonde asunder but for the striking writer, imagine a shining light in the forest, so that we can live, a lifestyle of the give.
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If you are sick or want a wicked tattoo, don't go past William the Green, a Crystal expert that succeeds, you will meet a gemstone, like talking to a cat, it will live in your body and then become a tatt. Remedies don't have to be complicated, medications are dangerous and that's what's abolished, just a cup of tea or a sugar dream, yes the herbalist can heal anything that's revealed. Even if its just for a crystal, William the Green will resolve every issue.
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My writing is available for anyone who's interested in a good nostalgia, technical writing at a great price, you will benefit for life. If i can help you with advocacy, feminism, monarchy, magic or economics, you can count on me for a good deal!
Crystals have been used for medicinal purposes by many ancient nations for thousands of years, every crystal has its own medicinal power, the chakras in the human body are able to harness the energy of the crystal and perform subtle but affective healing. My tattoos are a magic trick sometimes created with ink but, alternatively they can be real gemstones implanted into the body with the power of the crystal's occupation, much like a psychiatrist who would know how an illness came about. Crystals are just as liable a part of humanity as you would get along with your pet cat or communicate with a tree when you touch it, the tattooing process is as simple as meeting the crystal and going through the steps of a magic trick. You are looking at a crystal healing that will astound the mind and body.
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Live up the experience of William the Green, a penthouse pet ever seen, a scribe of qualities gleam and finance writer of the business scene. Dignified by Zen philosophy, an intellect with a past of tarot card reading and crystal ball scrying, well studied in Theology being a priest and rapper. You've met the green wizard of CCCo.